Urgh (TOWFM's title for this blog)

Well it's been a bit confusing but i've pretended to know what's going on and now i think it's all back to normal.....i think. Last week i went home as normal then came back pretty smartish with Mum and Pte Sector but wasn't dropped off, unless that is they were being dropped off too. And my box and bed didn't come with me either. Anyway, we went for a walk and i showed Mum & Pte Sector my fimming spot. We had tea (I got a few scraps but not as many as i normally get here) and they were still here but i was allowed on the couch without my sheet but they were still here so i had a good starey do then settled down. And there were so many humanjs here that i had to share my couch with the GM. Then i had M (TOWFM was even later than usual) and got stinguished.... well, it thought i was getting stinguished but then found myself being loaded up into theaudi and we went home. Blimey that week went quick. And for a moment i thought Mum & Pte Sector were going to start coming to the holiday home every week too....that would have cramped my style so i made sure that they know what the routine here is with a 06:30 wake up call on sunday morning. Sure enough it worked and i'm back again on my own.

TOWFM and i are keeping a low profile at the moment as GM is on one of his who's-taken-all-the-black-pens rampages and TOWFM swears it isn't him so i can see the spotlight falling on me as i do a good line in looking guilty. Actually, if i ever saw a black pen here it might come in useful for greeshuntoothousanding my grey bits.

I'm reliably informed that the K word which was mentioned on saturday (you thought i was asleep!) has now receded and Mum has also gone down in the world and deigned to work in Nam (" i love the smell of chip-alm in the morning" dur-der-derder-der-der.....)...wow, this cat-poo is strong stuff, what do they put in it...........