Early morning wake up call 3, unpopular old dojs 1

TOWFM's been away again this week without my permission - i mean who do they think is in charge here? I kept checking to make sure he wasn't hiding then decided i needed to assert my authority and remind TOWTLG and GM that everything revolves around me. So just to keep them on their toes (and out of bed) i started on my bark-at-two-oclock-in-the-morning-then-at-three-oclock-then-at fivethirty-routine, making sure that when TOWTLG came downstairs i was still lying comfily on my bed. Unfortunately though they quickly turned into shouty-no-bikker-meetings so i stopped last night (for a while, at least).
Anyway, i also find out i need to give TOWFM some techniques to make a maximum disturbance from being sick. The idea is to make those i'm-going-to-sick-heaving-creeping-along-the-ground-trapezium-shaped noises to make Them think they've got a chance of of getting to you before you're actually sick.....then throwing up at the last moment when they're only an arms length away. And under no circumstances TOWFM throw up in your own bed, that's the first rule of doj ettiket.
At least TOWFM didn't take me with him camping this time - i didn't like it last time and escaped to bark at the conservatory door to come back in in the middle of the night. (you would have had difficultly dong that up a big hill in the peak district, Tara - blogsherpa#1)
Exactly when are these radiators coming back anyway.................