The Return of THE SOCK

I've been promoted! I'm now being doj-dropped in avolvo so that's V2V. Note carefully that i haven't said the volvo as another one's appeared that i'd just look so good in as it matches my collar but i've not been allowed in it yet (mind you, nor has GM) so i'm still hopeful.
Been for my pre-M walk around the garden accompanied by TOWFM as he's on some kind of sentry duty to stop me scraping/rolling/otherwise interfering with the left side of my face. Anyway, now i'm worn out and panting and hoping they've forgotten about THE SOCK! I thought something was up when we went into the latex-gloves-position in the scullery....that's TOWFM blocking my exit and the-one-with-the-red-volvo with some kind of stuff which i just know she's going to start putting on me. They think i don't know that when they say 'good girl' loads on times that means i'm not going to like it! Actually, it wasn't too bad really (but i wouldn't tell them that) and stopped the itching for a bit.........but THE SOCK and SELLOTAPE (sounds like the name of a pub - blogwallah#1) are still there, just waiting until i've been stinguished and markied.................i suppose at least it's better than being trumpeted (you bet it is, Tara - begum blogwallah).
I'm here for the duration again - Mum & Pte Sector have gone off to invade france ..........oh, no got that wrong, that's the book that TOTRV is reading....still i know it's something to do with boats and coasts.