Gidday mate!

Oh, here we go.......just got the hang of this webcam thingy (do i need to be SpiderDog for this or what?) so we're off into the bloggosfeer......

Just managed to get onto the couch on the pretext that i can't see the screen otherwise to blog properly but we've had a bit of a disturbance and i'm now an australian! Well, spit mate, i've got my ear flapped over like one of those hats (no corks on it thank goodness) so all i need now is a tinny then i'm away! Oooooh, TOWFM has just very kindly brought me a cushion to rest my head on. If they think i'm moving at all from this position until the absolute last moment before bedtime they've got another think coming....i've switched to ironbladder mode so i won't even need to be extinguished.

Not sure where Mum has been for most of the weekend but i DO know Private Sector made me get up very early for a very early dojdrop this morning and the quality of the location has definitely declined - i mean to say, a lay-by near chippenham is a bit of a comedown (and chippenham, of all places, what about the twee tea room near Bath?).I got very excited this week when They brought me home a pineapple to play with - it's great, a bit big at first to get in my mouth and to difficult to get it to go PARP! but so exciting to play with that i haven't even complained about the fact that They put my black swan in the bin (well, it;s not supposed to be black, that's just the colour it's gone - er yuk! blogassistant #1).

Rumour has it that those nice people with the polly, the two SBDs and the barbecue (as well as all those lovely things to eat in the farmyard) have got another two labradoj puppies - all very nice but NO WAY am i going round there to get mithered by them as the beagle puppies were bad enough even from the safety of the backofthevolvo.

Well if i stop blogging now do you think They'll notice that i'm still on the couch (we will unless you stop making those funny groaning noises, Tara - blogassistant #2)