Spiderdog, Spiderdog .......

...getting on down to the SpiderBlog. I've turned into a superhero after a transformational event on the dojwalk today. I was hopping though the gate with the big hole in and came out the otherside (did i dispappear down a worm-hole or go into warp drive?) and came out branded by The Mark of the Spider! It wrapped it's evil web round my head so that it merged in with the other white bits and immediatly started working its magic by making TOWFM bend over and make funny noises. So i'm now able to do amazing feats.......like walking down the road scuffing my feet (well, when there's eight of them it's very hard to keep them all mobile at once).....getting beyond the gravel path before doing a wee.....like barking at cows and stegging at the same time. My only difficulty at the moment is working out how i'm going to get into the corner of the ceiling and hang there menacingly all night.........Just a thought though, do SpiderDogs get M?