Tara 10, Lebkuchen left in the packet 0

Tricky stuff this lebkuchen - really tasty but really high on the emissions! Did my best to persuade TOWFM that it was him who made such bad smells in his room that we needed to vacate to where there was more oxygen but i don't think he was convinced. Anyway, the game was up when they found me this evening helping myself to the rest of the lebkuchen (well - if they will stash it on the floor in the office then go out, what do they expect?) and emitting in a confined space. Doing my best now to look cute and lovable but i think i've blotted my copybook a bit this week so i think the weekend at home will help them forget.
I froadup a couple of time this week - again tried to convince the-one-who-always-has-to-clear-up that it was TOWFM who had left the mess on the carpet outside the bathroom door but as TOWFM was out at the time i didn't manage it. Actually, there's a really nice square-shaped hole in the carpet now as i think TOWAHTCUAM just removed the offending piece with a pair of scissors - i hope he's not going to do that too much as it's the only carpet left in the house and how am i going to get comfy next to the BIG radiator? Then later on the same day i found some lovely stuff to roll in - but got hosed off before being sent in my bed (it was a 'no-biscuit' meeting, much like the Boss has been telling me about - had he been rolling in something pungent too?!). Tried to play the 'i'm an old doj' routine and hopped on the couch instead but didn't get away with that either.
Still, i've been super appealing since then and i think i've managed to convince the-one-who's-been-threatening-to-valet-my-ear that it's all a pack of lies..........oh, there's my squeaky ball, think i'll spend a few minutes driving them daft with some super squeakies........don't know what that clucking is on the vid....