Cat patrol and cowpoo

Well this has been a very exciting week - there have been HUNDREDS of cats in the garden and i've sent them all off across the cows' field. Actually, there was one on monday sitting as bold as anything in the middle of the lawn so i went out of the conservatory door as fast as i could and chased it over the fence into the field - that was quite exciting as usually they go up the willow tree but i could see this one swerving to avoid the cowpoo. Anyway i stood and barked for , oh about half an hour to make sure it didn't comeback and then just in case it came back i made sure that every time i went out it went as fast as possible and barked loudly just in case. Only slight problem in that plan was that i managed to trample my puppy into the mud so i've had to play with the peasant for the rest of the week.
And they really didn't handle the doj drop very well this evening - honestly, they expected me to get out of the volvo under my own steam in the pouring rain AND into a big puddle. Luckily Mum took pity on me as TOWFM is so weakandfeeble he can't even lift a tube of hair gel. I wonder why they were all getting a bit agitated when i didn't get a move on......