Barge, click, click, click click, barge, nose smear

Actually that's not quite right as i always make sure they are sitting down in front of the fire before i leave my dotage and do a couple of laps, making sure i get the maximum nose smear on the glass doors. And then i settle down on the rug and wait till they get settled again and then start pesterating to get on the couch for the next installment of the leg-flapping-nose-twitching-dreaming. My routine of causing maximum disruption in the eveings went awry yesterday as after i'd pesterated to go out the very-noisy-black-things-were hovering right over the patio ready to get me so i had to stand in the doorway half in and half out until TOWFM came down to accompany me as i was very frikled. Mind you, it made for good dreams afterwards.
No pancakes here today - what a swizz! All i got was a couple of doj-cherry-tomatoes and a linquine so i'm having an ears-back-starey-do until they realise that i've not had my pancakes...........