Scabby bits falling off all over the place

I go to all the exotic places you know - no skiing in the alps for me, I've been on a very exciting trip to...........Birmingham! And i was even allowed to go in the redvolvo (not the one with the smashed in bumper, thank goodness!) and we had an excursion to franklyservices where i was allowed to sit with the boot open and survey my public whilst TOWFM drank some very ickky-smelling caramel coffee. Then we went to see the nanandroger and i was allowed to have pieces of beef sliced off the joint especially for me - i'm definitely going there again! There was a funny ginger SBD there too and it tried to eat my T (it succeeded, tara - he'd eaten three pieces by the time you woke up - blogbrummai #1) but i just ignored it and carried on eating and the nan didn't mind that i got chicking'n'brownrice all over her nice white floor.

I've been bursting this week and have had to be latex-gloved on two fronts....well, actually on one one side and one neck rather than two fronts.......and have some extra -cute scabby hair standing up very nicely to scare off any casual patters there might be.

That space-hopper is still giving me gip and i'm now recovering from giving it a good savaging....life's very exciting here!

Wonder when i'm going home.........i've been here since last year