Bloody floors!

I know he's here somewhere so i'm sitting on the rug on permalert, both ears pealed and my back leg sticking out just waiting for a movement from upstairs....oh, it's the GM banging about not TOWFM. TOWTBigRV tells me he's gone out to the pictures now that he's mobile again. Apparently he wasn't clutching very well and that's why they went out and left me on monday evening with the yellow dojdropper driving very close behind the greyvolvo. Then, i now realise, they went down the pub without me! So just to get my own back i made sure i did an extra big blood-smeary on the floor.......but that backfired as i then got trapped in a corner by TOWFM while TOWTBigRV did my face and the GM made himself scarce. I think i won in the end as there was quite a noticeable bot-spot which they then needed to clear up. So i think that's two nil to me!

Where's Norway?

Mum & Pte Sector are on a secret mission to bomb a nuclear installation in a fjord somewhere in Norway so i've been here at the holiday home making sure those nasty-men-with-fake-german-accents-who-torture-people-in-caves don't get anywhere near my food. Ah, there's Norway! And there's the bikker hitting it's target!

Actually, i've been at the holiday home's holiday home, at least for one day and i had to share it with the SBD, but i nabbed the best space in the hall and the SBD had to make do with the-one-who-makes-scrummycake's bed. I think i was there because TOWFM, the GM and TOWTRV (not Mum, TOWTBigRV) were off on a bombing mission of their own. but they were bombing Yeovilton and had to make do with something called a vulcan and TOWFM got very excited and a bit emotional when he saw it flying for the first time (so did TOWTBigRV, if truth be told). The only bombing mission i did was a bit of cluster-bombing in the grass the following day.

Oh yes, and i've now got a dog. Well, not just any dog but 'Dog', lately of Footrot Flats in Enzed. He's even older than me you know but doesn't mind being grabbed by the throat and shaken whilst we have a bit of dojplaytime after M. Not that i let him have any of my M, of course