Bloody cheek!

Well, it's not actually at the moment as i have some smear to put on it now the trumpet has gone again. Life may be back to normal after a very interesting couple of weeks though there's still someone missing - which is a bit better as they were all missing for the last two weeks and it was just me and the helen (whatever one of those is). No doj-swapping in Nam either as the helen is obviously too choosy to visit a place like that. Anyway we got on very well and i had her trained in no time (that's becuase i had to leave two sides of A4 with operating instructions on, Tara - blogmeisterin) I even managed to get her to give me a biscuit for coming downstairs too (must try that again) and the pair of knickers i ate off the clothes horse were very tasty (at least until i sicked them up again).
Thought it was just going to be and the GM this week but TOWTRV came home eventually i was able to practice the greeting i've been doing ready for when TOWFM eventually comes home - where is he anyway? I thought he was in the bathroom but it's probably been a bit too long even for him. Maybe they've swapped him for the helen.
Been moteeed and have passed my energy conservation test - just keep as still as possible and my carbon footprint is greatly reduced.
Oh, nearly time for M and possiblya bit of smear........