Click, sick and tick (and a bit of cat food)

Exciting week this week! And i've managed to fend off the trumpet threat but have been socked instead.
MONDAY: Doj-Drop-Monday this week not D0j-Drop-Tuesday so that was confusing for a start. Pleased to see that the GM had finally cleaned the greyvolvo though so i stayed in it for an extra hour after we got to the holiday home. It's my stag for FOB Frontpath this week so i was in position early waiting for TOWFM to get home them for TOWTRV and managed to spot them both.
TUESDAY: Click-and-sick last night. TOWTRV told me in the morning she had heard me doing extra tap dancing in the middle of the night.....so why didn't she come down and let me out before i was sick? I really think it's not on having to put up with the domestossmell all morning after the GM has cleared it up. On patrol again at FOB Frontpath and gave each car which came past the evil-eye which stopped them all in their tracks (no it didn't, tara , it's the hedge and the four foot drop into the field which makes sure the cars stop - blog-screech-to-a-halt-so-as-not-to-runover-a-labrador#1)
WEDNESDAY: Fimming! Then i immediately got banned from further fimming as i was scratching me ear (we believe you tara, thousands wouldn't) when i accidentally took a big gouge out of my cheeky-bit and so it was the return of The Sock for the night shift. Actually this one isn't half as embarrassing as it's a very fetching green and goes well with the parcel tape which keeps it on. Only problem is there's a floppy bit on the end which can be a bit of a problem when i stand on it and then can't move off.
THURSDAY: Sock all day, today, even on patrol and barking at the cows and chasing cats (got a Healthy Heart for the last)
FRIDAY: Sock all day so scratching severely curtailed but they tell me 'it's drying up', so i assume they mean the sock - how did they know i weed on it anyway? Played a very strange game where TOWFM slaps the floor, then the couch and i pant whilst the chickens are clucking in the background.

Then i did a circuit (had to follow the GM with a basket who was also in the holding pattern waiting to land) and settled down on the couch for the deevedee. Note the sock if you will.

SATURDAY: Went on a trip in theredvolvo to the house with the cake, which seems to have moved a lot nearer, or maybe we were travelling at warp-factor-9-mister-sooloo. Anyway i soon found my way around, ate all the cat food before the TOWFMG'MA could pick it up, did a big poo on the front lawn and a wee on the back lawn and then settled down in the middle of the hall for a snooze. Very exciting indeed. And my Tick said he was absolutely gutted not to come with us.....well, actually, he was gutted because i shook him too hard and all the white stuff started to come out of his stitches. Ah well, at least that's now two of us with mega grey bits.