A bit of soft fruit

As you know, I'm partial for a bit of soft fruit so how come TOWFM has a blackberry but i'm not allowed to have one? And how come he puts his near his ear and not in his mouth? I'll never understand these humanjs! Anyway, it's now a standoff. For some reason (probably something to do with the fact that you wandered off halfway up the close at 10:45 at night - blogsearchandrescue#1) TOWFM now has to stand guard when i go out for my wee and smiff after M - and he takes his blackberry with him so when is he going to eat it? Actually, who cares............the blanket is out and i'm in the launch position ready for my DVD kip