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Friday, March 31, 2006

Tara 1, Lifeguards 0

Yesterday was really good fun - didn't have time to do the dogblog. The one who feeds me and the one who put that sock on me invited me onto the couch whilst that were watching that funny oblong thing with humans inside then just as i got settled(smelly end towards the one that out that sock on me) the booted me off as the one with the beard was coming out of the room he's been in for the last week smearing things on the wall. But i got my own back as i spent the night on the other couch (bet they don't know i can get the door open) then this morning the one who put that sock on noticed that it was a bit gritty and looked accusingly at me - i just wagged my tail and smiled.

Rest of the day much as usual (sleep, sleep, scratch, think about food, think about food, think about food, think about food,wonder when the one who feeds me is coming home, bark at the doorbell, think about food, think about food) but then took the one who put that sock on me and the one who feeds me for a really good walk (the one with the beard was still smearing things in the bathroom and surprisingly complaining about dog hairs getting in the white stuff he's smearing on the walls). Bit of a shame really - didn't manage to get any birdfood down my throat before the one who out that sock on me shouted 'where's your stick' and just to humour them i went to look for it in the garden (and still didn't managed to eat any birdfood) and we were off. i play this really good game with them but they really are slow and never manage to get to the stick before me so i just can't help jogging off going 'nur, nur, n, nur nur' that i've won again. They can't fool me (though sometimes i do wonder how the one who feeds me manages to throw the stick, fetch it and make it reappear from behind his back whilst i'm still looking for it (did sniff nice bit of foxpooh though whilst i was waiting). Hadn't had a swim since this morning so just before getting home i did a quick diversion to that nice flat but near that very noisy water-fally-thing but got stopped just as i got my toes in by the one who feeds me shouting my name very loudly and then grabbing me by the tail (i'd very cunningly got my front end in the water as i known that they are like, always trying to keep me on dry land). The the one who put that sock on came screaming over too (i ignored her as well) and grabbed me by the collar. She called me a bad dog! (what's a dog?).

Came in had my tea, dripped water all over the floor and then i say my luggage was out -oh goody goody a trip in a volvo or two and back home to Mum and the chauffeur.

Must remember to tell you about: Tara 1, Lemon cake 0 and also Tara 1, Muppety-thing 1.

See you on Monday!

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